THE VAGINA VOTE!!!

THE VAGINA VOTE!!!

I am amazed to talk to the progressive communist women Democrats that are voting for Hillary because she is a woman.  I suppose if Bonnie Parker of Bonnie and Clyde fame was running they would vote for her too, probably a better choice at least Bonnie was an honest crook.

 

This reminds me of “we have to vote for Obama because he is black and we want the first black president”; look where that got us.

A little history lesson, now that many schools made history a volunteer class, when women were given the right to vote one of the arguments against that was, “women think with their hearts and not their heads”.  Is this history all over again?  This is not all women; but a large number who seem to be in the younger progressive communist movement.

Hillary Clinton is a crook and a pathological liar, always has been and always will be.  Now on the other hand we have one strange dude running against her.  The choice between the two is scary; but, Trump is the more stable of the two, he is a political neophyte and keeps stepping on his private parts.  We had a saying in the army when we dealt with a dummy; he has a penis that is 4” long and 12” wide because of stepping on it (meaning stupidity).

WHO WOULD HAVE GUESSED???

 

The Louisiana State Police had received numerous reports of illegal cock fighting being held in the area around Abbeville and had sent their famous Detective Boudreaux from Thibodeaux to investigate.   Boudreaux promptly began his investigation and then reported to his Commander the next morning.

 

"Dey is tree main groups involve in dis rooster Fightin", he began.

"Good work! Who are they?" the Commander asked.

Boudreaux replied confidently, "De Texas Aggies, de local Cajuns, and de Demcratic Natnal Char from N'awlins".

Puzzled, the Commander asked, "Now Boudreaux, how did you find all that out in one night?"

"Well," he replied, "I went down and done seen dat rooster fight in person.   And I knowed immediately dat dem Aggies was involved when a Duck was entered in the fight."

The Commander nodded, "I'll buy that. But what about the others?"

Boudreaux nodded knowingly, "Well, I knowed de Cajuns was involved when sumbody bet on de duck!"

"Ah, I see, I see ... " sighed the sergeant,   "And how did you figure the DNC was involved?"

 

"De duck won!"