Thursday, August 11, 2016


The Louisiana State Police had received numerous reports of illegal cock fighting being held in the area around Abbeville and had sent their famous Detective Boudreaux from Thibodeaux to investigate.   Boudreaux promptly began his investigation and then reported to his Commander the next morning.
"Dey is tree main groups involve in dis rooster Fightin", he began.

"Good work! Who are they?" the Commander asked.

Boudreaux replied confidently, "De Texas Aggies, de local Cajuns, and de Demcratic Natnal Char from N'awlins".

Puzzled, the Commander asked, "Now Boudreaux, how did you find all that out in one night?"

"Well," he replied, "I went down and done seen dat rooster fight in person.   And I knowed immediately dat dem Aggies was involved when a Duck was entered in the fight."

The Commander nodded, "I'll buy that. But what about the others?"

Boudreaux nodded knowingly, "Well, I knowed de Cajuns was involved when sumbody bet on de duck!"

"Ah, I see, I see ... " sighed the sergeant,   "And how did you figure the DNC was involved?"
"De duck won!"

Monday, May 16, 2016



Anybody that has been paying attention to the news has been seeing the lack of readiness for our military.  It is with all branches, Army, Navy, Marine Corps, and Coast Guard.  They blame it all on lack of money.

The news articles that have drawn the most attention is the Air Force who some air fighter squadrons are only 43% combat readiness.  They are cannibalizing museum air craft for spare parts as is the Marine fighter squadrons, all because of no money, no parts.

What is interesting is Air Force one appears to be very well maintained and flies all together too much.  How can a responsible president frequently (as well as the elite family) spends millions of dollars for fancy vacations while our servicemen and women are in danger.  It would appear that it would be prudent to cut the White House budget dramatically and put the money into spare parts so our KIDS (military) have a fighting chance.

The more and more we look at this presidency the more and more we can see that this is a social experiment that went wrong.  

Saturday, April 9, 2016



1.        Is being backed by the D.C. establishment

2.        It is widely known that he is a liar

3.       He is taking millions of $ from the D.C. lobbyists and establishment special interests (money goes to those who are for sale).

4.       It has been reported by several news agencies and news outlets that Cruz has had numerous extra marital affairs denying them and then trying to convince the conservative voters that he is one of us and an evangelical.

5.       He does not like or respect the people of NY and openly mocked them; now is trying to lie his way out that and trying to get their votes.

6.       He attacks other candidate’s wives and when he gets caught tries to lie his way out of it.

I was talking to Bill Clinton (not really) and we were discussing what qualified means and it looks like Cruz is qualified to be our next president.

Saturday, April 2, 2016


There once was  a king who wanted to go fishing.

He called the royal weather forecaster and inquired as to the weather forecast for the next few hours. The weatherman assured him that there was no chance of rain in the coming days. So the king went fishing with his wife, the queen.

On the way he met a farmer on his donkey. Upon seeing the king the farmer said, "Your Majesty, you should return to the palace at once because in just a short time I expect a huge amount of rain to fall in this area".

 The king was polite and considerate, he replied: "I hold the palace meteorologist in high regard. He is an extensively educated and experienced professional.  And besides, I pay him very high wages. He gave me a very different forecast. I trust him and I will continue on my way." So he continued on his way.

 However, a short time later a torrential rain fell from the sky. The King and Queen were totally soaked and their entourage chuckled upon seeing them in such a shameful condition.  

Furious, the king returned to the palace and gave the order to fire the professional. Then he summoned the farmer and offered him the prestigious and high paying role of royal forecaster. The farmer said, "Your Majesty, I do not know anything about forecasting. I obtain my information from my donkey. If I see my donkey's ears drooping, it means with certainty that it will rain." 

So the king hired the donkey. 

 And thus began the practice of hiring dumb asses to work in the government and occupy its highest and most influential positions. 

And the practice is unbroken to this date...

Sunday, March 27, 2016


As your president one of the saddest parts of my job will be to send our young men and women into combat in the defense of our families, our country and our allies.  My only orders to your commanders and to you are to WIN!!


It goes without saying; but, I want to make this perfectly clear, when I send you into combat I expect you to come home and in one piece what you have to do to win will be decided by your commanders and you.  I will not condone criminal behavior, (murder-rape –or robbery).


I want this war on terror to be governed by our officers and enlisted people and I don’t expect you to be looking over your shoulders to see if a Jihadist sympathizing president will court martial you for protecting a seven year old boy from multiple rapes.


I will make sure that while you are overseas your families will be taken care of and protected especially since the militant Muslims have called on your families to be killed; NOT ON MY WATCH!!

Every day you are overseas fighting ISIS, I will say a prayer for your safety and to bring this war to an end and for you to have a victory parade.


Please forgive those dumb asses liberal Democrats who do not have a clue about the importance of your jobs and your defense of the great freedoms and legacy of the United States of America.