We all know that our statehouse security has limited resources and the recent strain in the Free Stator/Birther outburst at the Ballot Law Commission showed their limited staffing I’ve come up with a new idea. Since we have an abundance of squirrels and their favorite food at the state house we can train the squirrels to work for security to protect those who have differing views.
I believe it will take minimal training and equipping, since they work for food.
The good news is maybe some of those state reps who could be mistaken for squirrel food might stay home and we could get some work done.
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